The Twelve Days of Christmas Photos (Great Dane Style)
starring Emma, Bella and Wyatt Earp
(sung to the tune of The 12 Days of Christmas)
On the first attempt at christmas photos, my adorable darlings gave to me...
A dozen different things to look at except for me.
On the second attempt at Christmas photos, my darlings gave to me...
crazy white eyeballs
and a dozen different things to look at except for me.
On the third attempt at Christmas photos, my *grits teeth*...darlings....*ungrits teeth* gave to me...
ugly orange extension cords,
crazy white eyeballs
and a dozen different things to look at except for me.
On the forth attempt at Christmas photos, the dogs gave to me...
fascinating lint balls,
ugly orange extension cords,
crazy white eyeballs
and a dozen different things to look at except for me.
On the fifth attempt at Christmas photos, the animals gave to me...
three gooooooooofy faces!
fascinating lint balls,
ugly orange extension cords,
crazy white eyeballs
and a dozen different things to look at except for me.
On the sixth attempt at these stupid holiday photos, the dang dogs gave to me...
one missing Wyatt,
three gooooooooofy faces!
fascinating lint balls,
ugly orange extension cords,
crazy white eyeballs
and a dozen different things to look at except for me.
On the seventh attempt at $(*)#)$*@ photos, the @#)*()*#)$'s gave to me...
one winking Emma
one missing Wyatt,
three gooooooooofy faces!
fascinating lint balls,
ugly orange extension cords,
crazy white eyeballs
and a dozen different things to look at except for me.
On the eighth attempt at Mission Impossible, The Disowned Pets gave to me...
one bored Bella,
one winking Emma
one missing Wyatt,
three gooooooooofy faces!
fascinating lint balls,
ugly orange extension cords,
crazy white eyeballs
and a dozen different things to look at except for me.
On. The. Ninth. Attempt. At. Christmas. Photos. My. Darlings. Gave. To. Me...
a. ceiling. and. a. fan. blade.
one bored Bella,
one winking Emma
one missing Wyatt,
three gooooooooofy faces!
fascinating lint balls,
ugly orange extension cords,
crazy white eyeballs
and a dozen different things to look at except for me.
On the tenth attempt at whatever it is I'm doing, them stupid things gave to me...
one whispered dare to bite me,
a. ceiling. And a. fan. Blade
One bored Bella,
one winking Emma
one missing Wyatt,
three gooooooooofy faces!
fascinating lint balls,
ugly orange extension cords,
crazy white eyeballs
and a dozen different things to look at except for me.
On the eleventh attempt at Easter Photos, my Chihuahua's gave to me...
complete and total delusion,
one whispered dare to bite me,
a. ceiling. And a. fan. Blade
One bored Bella,
one winking Emma
one missing Wyatt,
three gooooooooofy faces!
fascinating lint balls,
ugly orange extension cords,
crazy white eyeballs
and a dozen different things to look at except for me.
On the twelfth and final attempt at Christmas Photos, my wonderful, awesome, perfectly well behaved darlings whom I've never said nary a negative word about gave to me....
A picture perfect Christmas photo card!
and all that other stuff, but we don't talk about that anymore.
Cheers! Seri, Emma, Bella and Wyatt Earp
Click here to see 2005's attempt at Christmas Pictures
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